Watch me crank dat robocop *shrugs*

Friday

I started writing this in present tense but left it till now to complete so it switches to past tense somewhere.

OK, so it's just gone seven in the morning and I'm at work waiting for the day to start. No one else is here yet, I've got a long day ahead especially because there isn't anyone in that I like today. I'll just have to put my head down and actually do some work. I've got to work tomorrow aswell which is bad because the christmas do is tonight so I can't let go as much as I would like.

There's a girl at work who I adore and we get on great but I have this bizarre compulsion to wind her up. I have no idea why. Most people will use the old playground analogy of bullying a girl cause really you fancy her. There are also the immature colleagues who don't understand that members of the opposite sex can be friends without wanting to hook up. She's really attractive but I don't want to go out with her, which is odd because I normally would want to. I've said it before, I get crushes easily. With her it's just really comfortable, no pressure to impress, She calls me a geek which I don't mind at all, while I take the piss out of the big hood on her jacket and the fact she can't open the tropicana bottle in her McDonalds breakfast, oh, it's all fun and games in our office.

I went to the civil service christmas do where the drinks were ridiculously cheap and I still managed to spend £70. Drinks flowed, silliness ensued I even tried that soulja boy dance.

Saturday

Woke up half an hour late but I didn't have a hangover so I went to work, sod all happened there but afterwards we went for our own christmas meal. A poor showing, 8 out of 20, but free cocktails so it evened itself out. One of the cocktails had a cherry in it so I made what was quite possibly the naffest joke in the history of naff jokes and said to my friend from two paragraphs ago "Would you like my cherry?" much groaning and rolling of the eyes all round. After the meal I walked her to the station and listened to her talk, I don't talk much and I like to listen so it turned out good for me.

So two christmas dos and no dramas, how boring.